So, the man beat me today. That is if you think of the dentist as the man. Who's a sweetheart and means all the best. I've had this little chip in one of my teeth for a while and, well, we grew to be really quite well aquainted. Needless to say at my last dentist appointment, my dentist spotted this new found friend of mine, and because of the jelous man he is, he decided to take it away from me. He couldn't just create one of his own, nope, he had to have mine. So anyways, I tried to fight it, saying if it's only for cosmetic reasons, I really would rather he leave it alone. There was no comprimising to be done, and my opinion evaporated into the air like the screams of the patients around me.
And here we are, I am one chip short and one dentist trip richer. Oh and of course, the worst part of all; I can no longer refer to myself as a pirate. After all, there's no such thing as a pirate with unchipped teeth, as we all know. Now the only pirate trait I have is that I can't smile without my right eye squinting more than the left. It will never be used the bright light as much as the left, after having been under a patch for so long...
8 comments:
But you like to have sex with parrots so...I think you're still in.
Shit. Were we not telling people about your affinity for beastiality?
how the hell do I email you idiot face. you're supposed to have your address on this blog. that's what bloggers do. are you not serious about blogging?
you're not coming to my birthday party.
I didn't even want to come, douche-head.
ladies, ladies. chill.
Carm, are you insinuating there's something wrong with molesting a parrot? cause i'm totally in trouble if there is...
well you look rather like an audrey hepburn pirate who likes the closet doors open. what is with that, too? every shot has those closet doors open, making this seem a consistent habit. open closets make me think of evil trolls and ghosts; doesn't your imagination 'see' faces in the fabric or closet contents? when i was little this was very real to me, and the faces only came out in the dark. ---oh and thanks for correcting me about the actor who plays laertes! before things are through, i am sure you will need to do this a few more times :)
It's douche BAG! What are you anyways, a stupid pirate? Go re-chip your tooth Barnacle.
Nicole-don't worry, this is how we express our love
Carm- shut the fuck up
Brian- it's ok, sure we're a minority, but I believe that it won't always be like that
mr.w- only you would notice the cupboards. It's called clutter, that's how we work in my house, we leave cupboards open and things on tables. It's just how we roll. How else would I be so creative? Remember what I said to you? Tidiness is supressive.
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