Monday, March 5, 2007

Buzz, Buzz


Let's take a moment to appreciate every pierced or tattooed person, yes even Brittany and Christina. This seems to be the last thing accepted by our elders. They're all ok with homosexuality by now and have dropped the racism, for the most part, but a girl with her belly button pierced is still letting society know she's a hooker, according to my grandma, and if you have a tattoo, you're obviously in some crazy gang that goes around killing dogs on Friday nights and eating them on Saturday... in front of the three-year-old you took it from. Being a proud owner of a little of both worlds, I'll have every last one of you know I have never been paid for sex, and am still begging my parents for a dog on a regular basis.

Now, people always want to know the reason for your tattoo, what it means. The answer will range from honoring a loved one to a forgotten drunken night, both however, with a similar result. For me, I think it was a motivation. This might sound bazaar, but it's the only reason I can think of that really made me want to get it. It's a treble clef, just a little jazzed up if you couldn't tell, and well, I love music and I was positive it would always be a part of my life. (See, I do understand the word forever.) I don't really play any instruments, but I've always wanted to, and I thought this would force me to do so. What if I never take up music you ask? Then what's the significance of it? Well I can appreciate music with my ears, if nothing else, and that is by no means insignificant. And for everyone's information, I've semi-taken up the guitar, so in the end it did help to motivate me. Now I don't think I'd ever get say, myself riding an elephant in Thailand, or swinging through trees with spider monkeys in Brazil, even though I would love to do either of those things for the rest of my life. It was a reasonable goal, that I was positive would happen, so I had a little pre-career incentive, because I'm obviously going to be a famous musician.

In the end, it's for when I become a hippie and refuse to wear shirts, cause I mean, who wants to conform like that?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm... no shirt, eh? you better move somewhere warm where whores are accepted and loved. miami beach?

thomasw said...

hmm, no shirt and swinging... well, that gives plenty of insight into why nicole links you as nipples :)

///i like the link you explain here between your tattoo and music. btw, if you were able to have a dog, would it be lap dog or a larger one?

MilliVanilli said...

I'm really not too picky, but if I had the choice, a bigger dog, something like a chocolate lab...with a pink nose. That's my dream dog.

himynameisklowy said...

sooo... after spring break when chloe gets some money... mela and c-unit? off to see mr. alex?

MilliVanilli said...

What the hell are you saying, Chloe?

thomasw said...

yes chloe that is rather cryptic.

meg0: i love chocolate labs...my last dog, Mocha, was such a fine companion. i love a dog you can play with. my current dog, Echo, is a great dog, but as a husky, he doesn't retrieve things; he like to run and run and run some more. btw, do you have your belly button pierced; and if so, does it get infected easily?

himynameisklowy said...

DON'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER PIERCE HER BELLY BUTTON!!!!! mr. w. (my personal thoughts)

and megan, what i meant to say is, are we getting inked after spring break?

MilliVanilli said...

Mr.w let your daughter get a belly button ring, if that's the hidden question, don't worry they're safe. And Chlo, no way man, I need to get an idea first before I get another. But, of course, I'll want to come with you, so don't forget about me.