Carmen, because I love you soo much and you seem to enjoy mocking me to no end, I'm going to dedicate this post to you. I realize that I spend too much time being deep and emo, and I neglect you sometimes because of it. I'd like to apologise to you, perhaps I could buy you a tree and you could plant it and claim you're attempting to cut back on your CO2 emissions. Or I could play you a Jack Johnson song on my guitar with beads in my hair, nothing on my feet, and a joint in my mouth. You could sleep over in my tree house and we could think about how the world works, you know, why birds can fly, why love can make everything better, and why we all can't just get along. Then we could go to UVIC and chase bunnies wearing nothing but ankle braclets and flower crowns. Ah, yes, wouldn't it be nice? Oh, yes, one more thing Carm, fuck you.
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HOSTILITY!!!!!
that is the ever present emotion in your voice! but i love it way too much!
Oh, teen angst. Le sigh.
I remember back when everything was so dire and dramatic too. You're too cute!
yeah carmen, i mean, you are one of the least angsty people i've ever met. you're like... zen.
Ladies, ladies.
Okay, so let me get all this straight. Do bunnies at UVIC wear only ankle bracelets and daisy crowns?
Millivanilli do you always go from zero to 80 in 3 seconds? Is there an in between speed?
I don't think there are any problems I see here, that a year or two in psychoanalysis can't cure!
xoxo bullamoocow
don't hate the sign because it's true ...hippies are a plague
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