Sunday, April 8, 2007
Get an education kids
Sometimes you do something, just because you can. Like letting out a fart when someone's vacuuming, because you know they won't hear it, or eating all the clusters, which everyone knows is the best part, out of a cereal box. Well, last night, just because we could, me and a few friends went to a "gentlmens club" a.k.a. a strip club with no alcohol, and more lapdances and interaction with the stripers off-stage... We were all convinced that it was going to be a huge ROFL fest, but once we got there, I thought other wise. There were 35-50 year old men scattered around the room, alone, and I was just praying I could see both of their hands. There were also a few groups of slightly over excited 20-something year olds, crowded around the front. Then out came the girls. They were pretty enough, but seemed a little too young, and a little too drunk, cracked out, or whatever else. Pretty much, if you could go to a place that embodied depression, this would be it. I would say my favourite one was the girl who cleaned the pole of before she started... or maybe the one that fell, twice. I don't really know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it. It think I'll just continue to contemplate this over my easter dinner left overs, that aren't even left overs because we never acually had a dinner. That's right, see if you can figure that one out.
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4 comments:
WOW.
i thought i was going to be jealous. i couldn't get ID and my mom decided that i had to stay home because she's a bitch. oh, but my brother got to go out to a party until almost midnight. fuck that.
glad you had a wicked time HARHAR.
i had a shit-filled ass weekend.
wow. you're right klo, we really, really need to cheer up. i could start selling prescription drugs. any takers?
and anyway megs, it's not like we have to ever go there again. because it was a little distressing. in fact, until i get my sex change operation i think i'll avoid it.
ouch, that sounds nasty. and, meg0, i hope your prayer for two-hands on deck was answered! just 'because you could'...a good way of characterizing this exploit.
on a more happy note, did you see the great lake swimmers? i didn't get to but i heard they were absolutely smashing. perhaps for some simple fun you might like these silly and awkward folks, knock knock ginger: http://radio3.cbc.ca/play/band/KNOCK-KNOCK-GINGER/Love-Rene/
I didn't think it was that bad. Not one of them said she didn't have an education, they may have even been putting themselves through school. It's a bit stereotypical I think to suggest they don't and even if she was dumb as a post, if she was having a good time, who is to say one career is better than the other. i personaly would not want that as my own...but if she does, more power to her:)
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